I'm leaving the board forever

A super annoying message people post on messageboards when they're mad and want everyone to notice them. They usually say it when they're too angry to think straight, but then they come back later and act like they never said it.

A fake goodbye that people use when they're just too lazy to be polite. It's like throwing a tantrum on a messageboard and then going home to eat ice cream.

A loud and profane declaration of leaving that people make when they're too angry to even check their spelling. It's like yelling at a board and then coming back to yell more.

A fake goodbye people use when they're mad and want to be the center of attention. They usually come back later and forget they ever said it.

A message people send out when they're too angry to think, but they come back later and act like it never happened. It's like a kid throwing a fit and then going back to playing video games.

A message people send to messageboards when they're mad and don't want to deal with anyone. They usually come back in 10 minutes and start arguing again.