Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so far ahead you could pee on the finish line and still win.

I’m kilometres ahead, I could fall asleep and still beat you.

You’re like a snail on a treadmill. I’m a rocket ship.

I’m kilometres ahead, you’re still trying to figure out how to start.

2

You're not just ahead, you're like a boss in a video game who already beat the final boss.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still learning how to use the controller.

You're like a kid who just got a toy. I’ve already built a spaceship.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still counting your fingers.

3

You're so far ahead you could take a nap and still win the race.

I’m kilometres ahead, you’re still chewing your breakfast.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still trying to remember your own name.

I’m kilometres ahead, you're still getting dressed.

4

You're like a cheetah on a treadmill while I'm riding a motorcycle.

I’m kilometres ahead, you’re still arguing with your mom.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still trying to find your shoes.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still thinking about breakfast.

5

You’re not just ahead, you’re like a boss who already finished the game and got a trophy.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still trying to start the game.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still arguing with the referee.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still on the starting line.

6

You’re so far behind it’s like you’re in a different country.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still trying to find your country.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still learning the language.

I'm kilometres ahead, you're still asking for directions.