I'm Keished

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so high you think you’re a god, or so low you’re stuck in the trash can

I’m Keished because I ate 12 tacos and now I’m floating

I’m Keished because I tried to talk to my mom and she looked at me like I was a ghost

I’m Keished because I failed math and now I’m crying in the hallway

you’re either flying like a superhero or you’re lying in the gutter

I’m Keished because I drank 5 energy drinks and I’m gonna explode

I’m Keished because I got caught eating pizza during class

I’m Keished because I tried to do my homework and it looked like a dog chewed it

you’re either on cloud nine or you’re stuck in a puddle of regret

I’m Keished because I smoked a whole pack of cigarettes and now I’m coughing like a dragon

I’m Keished because I got a zero on my test and I’m gonna fail

I’m Keished because I tried to impress my crush and I tripped in front of everyone

you’re either a king on a throne or a worm in a dirt pile

I’m Keished because I drank the entire bottle of soda and now I’m dancing in the kitchen

I’m Keished because I got caught doodling in my math book

I’m Keished because I tried to talk to my crush and my voice came out like a robot

you’re either glowing like a star or you’re burning like a trash fire

I’m Keished because I ate so much cake I’m gonna burst

I’m Keished because I got caught eating chips during lunch

I’m Keished because I tried to do my homework and it looked like a tornado hit it