Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m telling you the truth, but I’m lying at the same time.

I said I’d never eat another pizza again. Then I ordered four.

I told you I’d pass the test. I got a D.

I said I’d stop cussing. I cussed the entire class.

2

I’m laughing at you while I’m saying this.

I said I’d never call you again. I called you three times in ten minutes.

I said I’d stop teasing you. I teased you during lunch, recess, and math.

I said I’d leave you alone. I texted you at 1 AM.

3

I’m lying so hard my face might explode.

I said I’d never eat that pizza. I ate the whole thing.

I said I’d stop calling you names. I called you ‘dumb’ six times.

I said I’d stop talking during class. I talked the whole time.

4

I’m saying one thing, but I mean the opposite.

I said I’d stop cussing. I cussed the teacher.

I said I’d leave you alone. I followed you to the bathroom.

I said I’d never eat another donut. I ate ten.

5

I’m trying to be funny, but it’s not working.

I told a joke. No one laughed. I told another. Still no laughs.

I tried to be funny. I said, ‘I’m just kidding.’ That’s not funny.

I made a joke. It was the worst joke ever. I said, ‘I’m just kidding.’

6

I’m saying this like it’s a surprise.

I said, ‘I’m just kidding.’ Like I didn’t already tell you that ten times.

I said, ‘I’m just kidding.’ Like I didn’t expect you to believe me.

I said, ‘I’m just kidding.’ Like I was surprised I was lying.