I'm just a tool working for the man

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You're just a dumb robot doing whatever your boss says. No brains. No thinking. Just shoveling poop from one end of the office to the other.

My boss said I had to work 12 hours today. I said 'yes sir' and cried inside.

I didn't even question why I had to reorganize the fridge. I just did it.

I got yelled at for not wearing my pants properly. I didn't even know pants had rules.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're like a dog on a leash. The man yanks the leash, and you run. No questions asked. No complaints. Just obedience.

My boss told me to print 100 copies of a document. I did it. I didn't even know why.

I didn't even think about why I had to move to a new desk. I just went.

He said I had to take the blame for his mistake. I did it. No arguments.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're a brainless drone. Your job is to take orders and do them. No thinking. No talking back. Just doing.

I got told to clean the bathroom. I did it. I didn't even know it was a punishment.

He said I had to stay late. I stayed. I didn't even know why.

I didn't ask why I had to answer the phone. I just did it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're like a kid who never grew up. Your boss tells you to do something, and you just do it. No thinking. No talking back. Just being told what to do.

My boss told me to stay after work. I stayed. I didn’t even know why.

He said I had to do the work of two people. I did it. No complaints.

I didn’t even question why I had to take the blame. I just did it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're a puppet. Your boss is the string-puller. You move when he moves you. No brains. No questions. Just doing what you're told.

He told me to rearrange the entire office. I did it. No questions asked.

I didn’t even think about why I had to take the blame. I just did it.

He said I had to work 12 hours. I did it. No complaints.

by Slangipedia 11d ago