I'm Just a Bill

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The Bill is a lazy piece of paper that spends more time on the toilet than it does in Congress, and it’s only happy when it’s finally passed into a law.
The Bill just got flushed down the toilet again. Classic.
I’m just a Bill, and I’m tired of getting stuck in the legislative toilet.
The Bill said, 'I’m not going anywhere until I’m a law.' Then he got stuck in a drawer.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The Bill is a useless piece of paper that’s only good for being rolled up and used for wiping your ass, and it’s got no intention of ever becoming a law.
The Bill was caught in the act of being used as toilet paper. No shame there.
I’m just a Bill, and I’m not even trying to be a law anymore.
The Bill got stuck in a toilet and never came out.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The Bill is a piece of paper that spends more time on the toilet than it does in Congress, and it’s got no intention of ever becoming a law.
The Bill got flushed three times this week. He’s getting tired of it.
I’m just a Bill, and I just got stuck in a toilet again.
The Bill said, 'I’d rather be toilet paper than a law.' Then he got flushed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The Bill is a piece of paper that gets stuck in the toilet more times than it gets passed into a law, and it’s only happy when it’s finally on the floor.
The Bill just got flushed again. He’s getting lazy.
I’m just a Bill, and I just got stuck in a toilet for the third time today.
The Bill got stuck in the toilet and said, 'I’m not going anywhere until I’m a law.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The Bill is a piece of paper that’s more interested in being rolled up and used for wiping your ass than it is in becoming a law.
The Bill was caught being used as toilet paper again. No shame there.
I’m just a Bill, and I just got flushed for the fifth time this week.
The Bill said, 'I’d rather be on the toilet than in Congress.' Then he got flushed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The Bill is a piece of paper that has no ambition and spends all its time being flushed and rolled up, and it’s only happy when it’s finally passed into a law.
The Bill got flushed again. He’s getting lazy.
I’m just a Bill, and I just got stuck in a toilet for the fourth time today.
The Bill said, 'I’d rather be a law than a toilet paper roll.' Then he got stuck in the toilet.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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