Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This is when Jake The Dog from Adventure Time is absolutely ripping the shit out of his big veiny dick like it’s the last day on Earth.

I'm jaking it so hard I'm gonna need a new pair of pants.

He was jaking it in the middle of a battle and forgot he was fighting.

My dog just started jaking it and now he's crying.

2

Jake The Dog is doing his famous jake move, and it’s so intense it looks like he’s about to explode.

He was jaking it so much the whole room started shaking.

She was jaking it during class and got caught.

I tried to jake it but my hand slipped.

3

This is when Jake The Dog is doing his jake move so hard it feels like he’s trying to get a job at a meat factory.

He was jaking it so hard he got a blister on his hand.

I was jaking it in the park and a kid asked me if I was sick.

He started jaking it during a movie and ruined the ending for everyone.

4

Jake The Dog is doing his jake move so fast and hard it’s like he’s trying to beat a drum with his nuts.

He was jaking it so much the whole neighborhood heard him.

She was jaking it during a Zoom call and her boss asked what was wrong.

I tried to jake it but my pants fell down.

5

Jake The Dog is doing his jake move like it’s a competition and he’s trying to win first place.

He was jaking it so hard the dog next to him got jealous.

I was jaking it during a test and got a zero.

He started jaking it in the middle of a speech and ruined it.

6

Jake The Dog is doing his jake move so hard it looks like he’s trying to start a fire with his nuts.

He was jaking it so much he got a nosebleed.

I was jaking it in the car and my mom asked if I was sick.

He started jaking it during a meeting and everyone left.