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You yell this when you're nowhere near the tunnel, but you blame the traffic inside it for being late. You're actually still in your pajamas, and you hope your friends will wait forever.
'I'm in the tunnel!' I screamed, even though I was still in my bedroom. I was wearing socks and a hat. #LiesAndPajamas
'I'm in the tunnel!' I told my friend, even though I had not left my house. I was eating cereal. #TrafficLies
'I'm in the tunnel!' I said, even though the tunnel was on the other side of the city. I was still in my car, wearing pajamas. #LiesAndPajamas