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You think someone loves you like a brother, but really they just want to be your best friend forever and never let you die alone in a ditch.
Bro, you're my bestie. I'd save you from a fire, but I'm not dating you.
You're like family. I'd punch your ex for you, but I'm not kissing you.
I'd die for you, but only if you let me borrow your lunch money.