I'm in labor

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a lie you tell when you're too busy pooping to do what you're asked.

'I'm in labor!' I yelled, then went back to eating pizza.

'I'm in labor!' she said, then fell asleep on the couch.

He said, 'I'm in labor!' and then took a 20-minute nap.

the best excuse you can think of when you're too tired to do something.

'I'm in labor!' he said, then passed out on the floor.

'I'm in labor!' she cried, then ate three cookies.

I said, 'I'm in labor!' and then watched TV for an hour.

a way to tell people you're too messed up to do what they want.

'I'm in labor!' she said, then threw up in the trash can.

'I'm in labor!' he yelled, then went back to gaming.

I said, 'I'm in labor!' and then took a nap in the middle of the day.