I'm in bed

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When a girl says 'I'm in bed' she's basically screaming 'come over and cuddle me or I'll die of loneliness!'
'I'm in bed', I'm coming over right now, don't even think about saying no.
'I'm in bed', you better bring snacks or I'm not getting up.
'I'm in bed', you're my new best friend, and I'm not letting you go.
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You're going to lay in bed and stare at your phone like it's the last thing on Earth until you pass out.
'I'm in bed', I'm not moving until my phone dies and I fall asleep like a baby.
'I'm in bed', I'm going to watch 10 TikToks before I even think about sleeping.
'I'm in bed', I'm ignoring you because I'm too tired to care.
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You're saying you're going to sleep now and you're not going to let anyone bother you.
'I'm in bed', I'm going to sleep and you can't stop me.
'I'm in bed', I'm done talking, I'm done being nice, I'm done with you.
'I'm in bed', I'm going to sleep and if you wake me up, I'll kill you.
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You're trying to tell a girl you like her but you're also trying to escape your own feelings.
'I'm in bed', I can't take any more of this love stuff, I'm going to sleep now.
'I'm in bed', I'm done with all this heart-to-heart stuff, I'm going to bed.
'I'm in bed', I like you, but I'm also tired, so I'm going to sleep now.
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Hermione Granger from The Philosopher's Stone, the girl who would never let anyone stop her from reading in bed.
'I'm in bed', I'm reading, I'm not moving, I'm going to finish this book.
'I'm in bed', I'm going to sleep once I finish this chapter.
'I'm in bed', I'm not going to let anyone interrupt me, not even you.
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