i'm hurt

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I'm hurt is when your feelings are so broken you’d rather punch the moon than talk to your ex.
My ex said I was a bad influence. I said, 'You're the one who turned me into a punch bag.'
My dog left me for the mailman. I'm hurt.
My mom said I was a disgrace. I said, 'You're a disgrace for having me.'
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I'm hurt is when you're so sad you start crying, and then you get angry and yell at the sky.
My crush said I was too weird. I cried and yelled, 'You're the weird one!'
My dad said I was lazy. I cried and yelled, 'You're the one who let me be lazy!'
My friend said I was a bad listener. I cried and yelled, 'You're the one who talked too much!'
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I'm hurt is when your heart feels like it's been stepped on, and you're too mad to even think straight.
My crush broke up with me. I cried and said, 'You stepped on my heart, and I'm not even mad anymore.'
My dog ran away. I cried and said, 'You stepped on my heart, and I'm not even mad anymore.'
My teacher said I was a bad student. I cried and said, 'You stepped on my heart, and I'm not even mad anymore.'
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I'm hurt is when you feel like you’ve been kicked by a donkey and you’re still trying to be cool about it.
My crush said I was a bad friend. I said, 'You kicked me by a donkey, and I'm still trying to be cool.'
My mom said I was a bad kid. I said, 'You kicked me by a donkey, and I'm still trying to be cool.'
My teacher said I was a bad student. I said, 'You kicked me by a donkey, and I'm still trying to be cool.'
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I'm hurt is when your feelings are so bruised you'd rather argue with a wall than talk to someone.
My ex said I was annoying. I said, 'You bruised my feelings. I'd rather argue with a wall than talk to you.'
My friend said I was too loud. I said, 'You bruised my feelings. I'd rather argue with a wall than talk to you.'
My teacher said I was a bad student. I said, 'You bruised my feelings. I'd rather argue with a wall than talk to you.'
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