Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I'm so turned on I could cum in your mouth and you'd still think it was a compliment

I'm hot, I just stared at my cat for 10 minutes

I'm hot, I walked into a wall and it was worth it

I'm hot, I ate the last slice of pizza and now I'm a god

2

I'm so mad I could punch a baby and still feel like a winner

I'm hot, my mom said I was a disappointment

I'm hot, I got kicked out of class again

I'm hot, I cried in front of my crush

3

A song so bad it made the entire world stop breathing for 3 seconds

I'm hot, I heard that song and I died inside

I'm hot, I got that song stuck in my head for a week

I'm hot, my dog hates that song now

4

Something you say when you're caught doing something stupid and you're too lazy to apologize

I'm hot, I was caught stealing candy from the store

I'm hot, I tried to kiss my teacher and failed

I'm hot, I took a dump in the principal's office

5

A way to avoid being called out for being a total failure

I'm hot, I failed my math test

I'm hot, I got into a fight with my best friend

I'm hot, I lied to my mom about my grades

6

A way to tell people you're rich, but also hot like a grilled cheese sandwich

I'm hot, I bought a new car with my allowance

I'm hot, I got my hair done for no reason

I'm hot, I spent $50 on a snack

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A song that makes you feel like you're on top of the world, even though you're just a baseball player

I'm hot, I heard that song and I felt like a king

I'm hot, I played baseball and that song was my anthem

I'm hot, I listened to that song before every game