Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m home alone and I’m ready to get wild. Come over and bring your junk.

I'm home alone and I'm ready to get wild. Come over and bring your junk.

I'm home alone and I'm not wearing anything. You know what that means.

I’m home alone and I’m thinking about you. Come over and stop thinking about me.

2

I’m home alone and I’m not afraid to say I’m ready to get my rocks off.

I’m home alone and I’m already half-hard. Come over or I’ll die alone.

I’m home alone and I’m thinking about you so hard I might explode.

3

I’m home alone and I’m begging you to come over and save me from my own thoughts.

I’m home alone and I’m already hard. You know what that means.

I’m home alone and I’m ready to get my rocks off. Come over and help me.