i'm holding it for a friend

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I’m holding it for a friend who might as well be a ghost.
I said I’d hold it for my buddy, but he’s been MIA since Tuesday.
She said she’d be back in five minutes. It’s been three hours.
I’m holding it for my friend. He’s probably still at the bar with his ex.
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I’m holding it for a friend, and I might just throw it in the trash if he doesn’t show up.
I’ll hold it for him, but if he doesn’t come by tomorrow, it’s gone.
He said he’d be here in ten minutes. I’ve been waiting for an hour.
I’m holding it for my friend, but I swear I’ll eat it if he doesn’t show.
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I’m holding it for a friend, and I’m already mad at him for not showing.
He told me he’d be here in five minutes. I’m still waiting.
I’m holding it for my friend, and I’m thinking about throwing it at him when he shows up.
I’m holding it for a friend, but I’m already thinking about throwing it in the lake.
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