I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

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It’s when someone is trying to flirt with you, but they’re basically a walking disaster with no hope of ever being good at anything.

My ex tried to text me, but I told him I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He didn’t get the hint.

She asked me out, but I said I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. She ran away screaming.

He hit on me at the bar, but I told him I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He left before the drink touched his lips.

It’s when someone thinks they’re hot stuff, but they’re just a mess with no chance of ever being cool.

My friend’s cousin hit on me, and I said I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He got so mad he spilled his coffee.

At the gym, some guy tried to chat me up. I told him I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He left before the dumbbell touched the floor.

My coworker asked me out. I said I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He now thinks I’m a witch.

It’s when someone thinks they’re the main event, but they’re just a joke with no shot at being taken seriously.

He texted me, said he was cute, and I told him I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He never texted me again.

At the party, some guy tried to make a move. I said I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He left before the music started.

My neighbor came over to say hi. I told him I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He now thinks I’m cursed.