I'm H'd

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To be H'd means you're so turned on you could pee out a hard-on.

I'm H'd because my dog just licked my face and I'm still thinking about my ex.

I walked past the bakery and now I'm H'd. Don't judge me.

My mom called me H'd because I wouldn't stop looking at my uncle's girlfriend.

When you're H'd, you're not just horny, you're ready to fight someone for a sandwich.

I'm H'd and I just got into a 3-minute argument with my brother over the last slice of pizza.

My teacher said I was H'd during math class. I was just thinking about my crush.

I got H'd in the middle of a Zoom meeting and my boss didn't even notice.

To be H'd is like having a pizza party in your brain and no one is bringing the cheese.

I was H'd in the grocery store and bought three kinds of bread just because I felt like it.

I texted my crush 'I'm H'd' and now we're going to the movies. I'm still H'd.

My dog was H'd and tried to hump my neighbor's leg. It was glorious.

Being H'd means you're so turned on you'd rather be chased by a bear than sit through another lecture.

I got H'd in history class and now I'm thinking about my crush instead of the Civil War.

I was H'd during a church service and got in trouble for laughing at the priest.

I'm H'd and I just texted my crush 'I miss you', I'm still H'd.

To be H'd is when your thoughts are so dirty, your brain is like a bathroom that never cleans up.

I was H'd in the middle of my math test and I drew a cartoon of my crush on the back of my paper.

I got H'd during a video call and my coworker asked if I was okay.

I was H'd and I just said 'I want to marry you' to my best friend. I'm still H'd.