I'm hanging in there

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You're not dead yet. You're not crying. You're just barely not f***ed.
Bro, I'm hanging in there. My mom just yelled at me for eating my homework.
My dog died, but I'm hanging in there. Barely.
My math test was a disaster, but I'm hanging in there. Just barely.
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Your pants are sagging so low your f***ing nuts are out, and your boner is trying to escape.
My pants are hanging in there, but my boner is trying to escape.
I'm hanging in there with my pants, but my boner is in a whole other place.
My pants are barely holding on, and my boner is screaming for help.
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You're not giving up, but you're also not winning. You're just limping through life.
I'm hanging in there, even though I failed my science test.
I'm hanging in there, even though my dog ate my homework.
I'm hanging in there, even though I'm still wearing my pajamas to school.
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You're just okay. You're not f***ing great, but you're not f***ing terrible.
I'm hanging in there, but I'm not f***ing great.
I'm just okay, not f***ing great.
I'm hanging in there, but I'm not f***ing terrible.
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I'm not going down without a fight. I'm not going out without a scream and a f***ing explosion.
I'm hanging in there, and I'm not going down without a fight.
I'm not going out without a scream and a f***ing explosion.
I'm hanging in there, and I'm not going down without a f***ing explosion.
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