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When you blow your budget on a fancy dinner, end up with a sad stomach and a sore wallet, then sprint to Taco Bell like it’s the last stop before you cry in the bathroom.
Dinner was $50, I got one bite and left. Now I’m eating 30 tacos at 2 AM.
I paid for a date and got a free meal at Taco Bell. That’s a win.
My girlfriend said I was cheap. I said, ‘I’m just efficient.’