Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud promise from a girl named Brooklyn who thinks she’s tough

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t like my hair.

I’m gonna hit you when you fail math again.

I’m gonna hit you if you laugh at my TikTok.

2

A fake threat from a girl who’s never touched a real punch

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t buy me snacks.

I’m gonna hit you if you forget my birthday.

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t like my new shirt.

3

A useless line said by a girl who can’t even spell ‘punch’

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t text me back.

I’m gonna hit you if you say I’m ugly.

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t like my new shoes.

4

A dramatic overstatement from a girl who would run away if you actually hit her

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t stop talking to me.

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t like my hair again.

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t follow me on Instagram.

5

A phrase said by a girl who thinks she’s in a movie and not in a middle school

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t stop teasing me.

I’m gonna hit you if you don’t like my makeup.

I’m gonna hit you if you laugh at my voice.