i'm gonna headbutt ya

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a kid who can't sit still yells this when he's about to crash into you like a meatball in a saucepan
"I'm gonna headbutt ya!" he screamed as he ran into the fridge.
"You're gonna get it! I'm gonna headbutt ya!" he yelled while throwing his lunch.
He tripped over his shoelace and shouted, "I'm gonna headbutt ya!" before crashing into the wall.
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what a kid says when he's too pumped and too dumb to realize he just ran into you
He ran into me and said, "I'm gonna headbutt ya!" like it was a plan.
He yelled, "I'm gonna headbutt ya!" then headbutted me into the hallway.
He turned around and said, "I'm gonna headbutt ya!" and did it again.
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a kid who thinks headbutting is a sport yells this when he's about to hit you with his forehead
He ran at me and said, "I'm gonna headbutt ya!" then bonked me with his head.
He came charging and said, "I'm gonna headbutt ya!" like it was a battle cry.
He turned around mid-sprint and shouted, "I'm gonna headbutt ya!" before headbutting me.
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