I'm gonna gut you like a fish

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A promise of pain usually given to people who act like they're the boss of everyone else. You'll be sorry you ever messed with them.
My mom said that to my dad after he tried to steal her last piece of pizza.
My cousin yelled that at my brother when he ate the last slice of cake.
My teacher said that to the kid who drew on the desks with permanent marker.
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A fancy way of saying you're gonna be torn apart like a chicken in a hot dog stand. Usually said by people who have nothing better to do.
My uncle said that to my cousin after he spilled his drink on him.
My friend said that to me when I laughed at his bad joke.
My neighbor said that to the kid who broke his mailbox.
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A swear word soup served to people who think they're tough. It's like a meatball sub but with more pain.
My brother said that to my friend when he took his lunch money.
My friend said that to me after I beat him in a video game.
My dad said that to my mom when she forgot his birthday.
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A mean message sent to people who think they're cool. It means you're going to be in trouble and you know it.
My mom said that to my brother when he came home with a broken nose.
My friend said that to me when I talked to his crush.
My teacher said that to the kid who drew on the classroom walls.
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A curse used on people who act like they're the king of the hill. It's like getting stabbed with a pencil and then getting laughed at.
My dad said that to my brother when he broke his favorite toy.
My friend said that to me when I beat him at a game.
My mom said that to my sister when she took her last candy bar.
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A loud threat yelled at people who think they're the best. It's like a sandwich with no bread and no mercy.
My brother said that to me when I beat him in a race.
My friend said that to me when I told his secret.
My neighbor said that to the kid who broke his bike.
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