I'm Gonna Go Take A CNN

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I’m gonna go take a CNN, then brag about it like it was a trophy. I’ll probably make a whole story about it and throw shade at someone who wasn’t even there.
I’m going to take a CNN and post it on Instagram with a caption saying ‘This is the worst day ever’ while my friend is still at work.
I took a CNN in the park and called my mom to tell her I got it from the mayor.
I went to take a CNN and came back to tell everyone I saw a ghost doing it.
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I’m gonna go take a CNN, and I swear if I get caught, I’ll say it was a raccoon in a suit.
I took a CNN in the grocery store and told the cashier it was a product test.
I took a CNN at the mall and blamed it on the elevator.
I took a CNN in the library and said it was a secret mission.
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I’m gonna go take a CNN, and I’ll probably do it in the most public place possible, just to make it extra embarrassing for everyone.
I took a CNN on the school bus and made everyone laugh until the driver pulled over.
I took a CNN in the airport and had to run to the bathroom before my flight.
I took a CNN in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss didn’t even notice.
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