I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger

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a burger so bad it makes you want to punch a green bean

I ate that succotash burger and now I hate my life

That burger was like a slap in the face from a cornfield

I tried it once and I’ve been haunted by it ever since

the burger that makes you wish you were still a kid and could just cry

I got that burger and it felt like my childhood died

That succotash was like a punishment from the food gods

I ate it and cried in my soup

the burger that tastes like regret and green beans

That burger was so bad it made me regret my life choices

I got it and it tasted like my ex's lunch

I ate it and I now live in the shadow of a cornfield