Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud and proud way to say you're about to explode all over someone, usually because you're high, drunk, or just really into them.

I'm gonna cum on you, bro, I just ate three whole pizzas.

I'm gonna cum on you, my mom's watching me play Fortnite.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just saw a cat wearing sunglasses.

2

A big mouthful of nonsense you yell when you're too excited or too wasted to think straight.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just won a bet with my dad.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just drank 12 sodas.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just got a 100 on my math test.

3

A wild and crazy way to brag about your life, even if it's completely fake.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just became a billionaire.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just turned 100.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just married a dog.

4

A loud and proud way to say you're about to lose your mind, usually because you're too high, too tired, or just too happy.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just finished my 10th video game.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just got a new pet turtle.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just ate a whole cake.

5

A funny and loud way to say you're about to go all out, usually because you're wasted, tired, or just really into someone.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just had a 3-hour nap.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just finished my 10th soda.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just saw a chicken wearing a hat.

6

A wild and funny way to say you're about to blow your mind, usually because you're high, drunk, or just really excited.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just won the lottery.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just ate a whole pizza.

I'm gonna cum on you, I just got a new pet lizard.