I'm gonna call my dad

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A weak kid's go-to lie when they get beat up. They pretend their dad is some kind of monster who can beat up cops.

I'm gonna call my dad. He'll beat you up and take your lunch money.

My dad's stronger than the principal. He once fought a bear.

Call my dad and see what happens. He'll come to school and kick your ass.

A stupid threat used by kids who can't handle being laughed at. Their dad is just a regular guy who works at a gas station.

I'm gonna call my dad. He'll show you who's boss.

My dad is the toughest man in the neighborhood. He once beat up a goat.

Call my dad and you'll regret it. He'll come and slap you.

A lame way to save face when you lose a fight. It’s just a made-up story to make you feel like a tough guy.

I'm gonna call my dad. He'll come and beat you up.

My dad is like a superhero. He can beat up the whole school.

Call my dad and you'll be sorry. He's gonna beat you up and take your snacks.