I'm going to milk your goat.

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A way to tell someone you're going to beat them so bad they'll wish they had a goat to milk instead of a sore back.
I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's friend next time.
He said, 'I'm going to milk your goat,' and I knew I was in trouble.
She texted, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's snack.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you say you're going to make someone feel like a goat who just got milked by a giant.
'I'm going to milk your goat,' he said. I felt like a goat with no milk left.
She whispered, 'I'm going to milk your goat,' and I ran away.
He DM'd, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's side dish.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A funny and dirty way to say you're going to beat someone up and make them look like a goat who just got milked.
'I'm going to milk your goat,' she said, and I was already crying.
He said, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's nap time.'
I texted him, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's snack.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A way to say you're going to make someone feel like a goat who just got milked by a giant with a grudge.
'I'm going to milk your goat,' he said. I knew I was gonna be the goat's lunch.
She said, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's favorite.'
He DM'd, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's bedtime story.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you tell someone you're gonna beat them up and make them feel like a goat who just got milked by a fat kid.
He said, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's side dish.'
She texted, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's nap time.'
I said, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's snack.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A way to tell someone you're going to beat them up and make them feel like a goat who just got milked by a giant with a grudge.
'I'm going to milk your goat,' he said. I felt like a goat who just got milked by a giant with a grudge.
She said, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's snack.'
He DM'd, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's favorite.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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