i'm going to fucking kill you

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I’m gonna smash your face so hard you’ll wish you were dead before I even started.

You spilled my soda on my shoes and I’m gonna kill you.

You told my crush I was a loser and I’m gonna kill you.

You ate the last slice of pizza and I’m gonna kill you.

I’m gonna rip your arms off and use them as drumsticks for my evil drum circle.

You laughed at my bad joke and I’m gonna kill you.

You took my spot in line and I’m gonna kill you.

You called me a chicken and I’m gonna kill you.

I’m gonna throw you into a burning trash can and dance on your ashes.

You broke my phone and I’m gonna kill you.

You stole my lunch and I’m gonna kill you.

You told my mom I was a mess and I’m gonna kill you.

I’m gonna turn you into a sidewalk and walk all over you.

You called me ugly and I’m gonna kill you.

You forgot my birthday and I’m gonna kill you.

You said my dog was fat and I’m gonna kill you.

I’m gonna feed you to my pet alligator and let it laugh at you.

You said I was the worst and I’m gonna kill you.

You took my snack and I’m gonna kill you.

You said my hair was a disaster and I’m gonna kill you.

I’m gonna make you my personal punching bag and never let you go.

You said my voice was annoying and I’m gonna kill you.

You made me fail my test and I’m gonna kill you.

You said I was a baby and I’m gonna kill you.