i'm going to bed

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You're going to plop your fat butt on the bed and stare at your phone until you pass out like a drunk raccoon.

I'm going to bed because your face is making me tired.

Right I'm going to bed, you're too much for my brain to handle.

I'm going to bed before I throw my phone out the window.

You're trying to flirt with a girl but you're too lazy to keep talking and you just say you're going to bed to escape your own life.

I'm going to bed because you're talking too much and it's annoying.

Right I'm going to bed, I can't take your voice anymore.

I'm going to bed before I start crying from your words.

You're acting like Hermione Granger from The Philosopher's Stone, but you're just tired and you don't want to be smart anymore.

I'm going to bed like Hermione Granger because I'm too tired to be smart.

Right I'm going to bed, I want to be a normal person for once.

I'm going to bed and I'm not coming back until I’ve finished my potions homework.