I'm Going on Break

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You say this when you finish a tough job or problem, like you just kicked a dead guy’s ass. Even if it wasn’t that hard, you’re still going on break, because you’re a boss and you’re tired.
I just fixed the printer. I'm going on break. You can all die.
I solved the big problem. I'm going on break. You’re welcome.
I didn’t even do much work. I'm going on break. Have a nice life.
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You yell this after a long day, like you just ran a marathon and got stabbed by a greasy donut. You don’t care if it was easy, because you're done.
I worked 12 hours. I'm going on break. You can cry.
I had to answer 5 emails. I'm going on break. You’re weak.
I barely did anything. I'm going on break. You're not even worth my time.
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You mutter this when you’re so fed up, you’re ready to quit. It might not be that hard, but you’re going on break anyway because you're a legend.
I'm going on break. I don’t care if it was easy. You’re not my friend.
I'm going on break. I just needed a second to breathe. You’re annoying.
I'm going on break. I’m a god. You’re just a mess.
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