i'm glitching

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You're so messed up in the head you can't think straight. Like your brain is on fire and it's trying to text you at the same time.

I'm glitching, my mom just yelled at me for eating my homework.

I tried to talk, but my brain said 'error 404: thoughts not found'.

I'm glitching so hard I'm about to turn into a computer.

You're so jacked up you're like a broken video game. You're just randomly saying stuff and making no sense.

I'm glitching, I just saw my dog wearing my socks.

I tried to say 'hello' but it came out as 'blargleblorp'.

I'm glitching because my teacher said I failed math for no reason.

Your brain is acting like a kid who just got a bad grade and is throwing a tantrum in a video game.

I'm glitching because my brother ate my lunch and I can't focus.

I tried to think but my brain just said 'nope' and left.

I'm glitching so bad I'm like a broken robot.

You're so shook you're like a video game that just got hacked. You're doing weird stuff and it's not making sense.

I'm glitching because my dog just stole my phone.

I tried to say 'I love you' but it came out as 'florpflarp'.

I'm glitching so hard I'm about to crash like a spaceship.

Your brain is like a broken soda machine. It's spitting out random thoughts and you can't control it.

I'm glitching because my sister said I was ugly.

I tried to think but my brain just gave me a pop quiz.

I'm glitching so hard I think I'm going to explode.