i'm gay for the egg

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Wilbur Soot is now officially gay because the yellow egg is so damn hot it makes him want to drop everything and cuddle it.

Wilbur: I’m not just into the egg. I’m *obsessed.*

Wilbur texts his friend: I saw the egg, and now I’m gonna cry.

Wilbur posts: This egg is the best thing to ever happen to me, and I’m gonna marry it.

Wilbur Soot is so turned on by the yellow egg he’s considering abandoning his life for it.

Wilbur: I’m gonna leave my job for this egg.

Wilbur DMs: I’m not even gonna pretend I’m not attracted to the egg.

Wilbur: I’ve never felt this way about anything before. It’s the egg.

Wilbur Soot is now a gay man who thinks the yellow egg is the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.

Wilbur: The egg is perfect. I’m gonna propose to it.

Wilbur texts: I’m gay for the egg and I’m not even sorry.

Wilbur yells at his friend: This egg is hotter than you, and you know it.