i'm gay

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The most annoying thing ever. It's like someone's trying to make your brain explode.

'I'm gay', said by a guy who's been in the closet for 10 years and still doesn't get why this is a big deal.

'I'm gay', said while crying in the middle of a math test.

'I'm gay', said by someone who just got called a faggot by their mom.

What happens when someone yells 'I'm game' but they're actually mad at you and it's not a game.

'I'm game', yelled at the top of their lungs from the other side of the river. It was barely audible and sounded like they were about to cry.

'I'm game', said by a kid who just lost a bet and now has to wear a hat with a chicken on it.

'I'm game', yelled while running away from their ex, who was chasing them with a spatula.

You're a faggot and you're proud of it.

'You're gay', said by a guy who just saw you wearing a pink shirt and now thinks you're a disgrace.

'You're gay', yelled at the breakfast table while your dad was eating a waffle.

'You're gay', whispered by your best friend after you tried to dance to a country song.

The most basic way to say you're a faggot. Also used when you see someone’s face and think they’re the worst.

'I'm gay', said by a kid who just saw his crush’s face and now wants to die.

'I'm gay', said while looking at a picture of a guy wearing a dress and eating a taco.

'I'm gay', said by someone who just realized they’re in love with their teacher.

The best way to say you're both happy and confused. Also used when you're trying to run away from a relationship.

'You're gay? Me too!!', said by two guys who just realized they both like the same guy and now have to figure out what that means.

'You're gay? Me too!!', said by two people who just got out of a bad relationship and are now best friends.

'You're gay? Me too!!', said by two kids who just got caught sneaking into the school dance.

What a guy says when he's trying to back out of a relationship and also wants to scream.

'I'm gay', said by a guy who just got asked to prom and now wants to run away.

'I'm gay', said by a guy who just saw his crush with a guy and now has a panic attack.

'I'm gay', said by a guy who just got dumped and now wants to die.

A very loud and proud way to say you're a faggot. Also used when you just want to be the best version of yourself.

'I'm gay', said by a guy who just got asked out and now wants to be the best version of himself.

'I'm gay', said while walking into the school with a huge smile on his face.

'I'm gay', said by someone who just realized they're part of the LGBTQ+ community and now wants to tell everyone.