Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re completely trapped with no chance to win or get out of this mess.

I’m fucked! I got caught eating my lunch in the principal’s office.

I’m fucked! My dog chewed up my mom’s favorite shoes.

I’m fucked! I forgot my homework and my teacher already hates me.

2

A president says this when they’re too dumb to know they’re the problem.

I’m fucked! I got caught lying to the whole country.

I’m fucked! I just got caught stealing from the budget.

I’m fucked! I said I was the best president ever, and now everyone’s mad.

3

You tell your partner you’re cheating on them with someone else.

I’m fucked! I’m cheating on you with my barista.

I’m fucked! I’m dating my best friend now.

I’m fucked! I’m in love with my teacher.

4

You’ve had enough of life or a situation and can’t take it anymore.

I’m fucked! I can’t take my brother’s constant screaming anymore.

I’m fucked! I’ve had enough of this job.

I’m fucked! I can’t take another day of math class.

5

You messed up and didn’t realize it until it was already too late.

I’m fucked! I sent the wrong email to my boss.

I’m fucked! I failed my math test and didn’t even know.

I’m fucked! I told my mom I was going to the store, but I was hanging out with my friends the whole time.

6

You do or like things that are super gross or completely messed up.

I’m fucked! I ate a whole plate of spaghetti with my hands.

I’m fucked! I let my dog sleep in my bed.

I’m fucked! I drank out of a soda can that had been on the floor.

7

You’re so done with someone or something, even saying ‘I’m done’ isn’t enough.

I’m fucked! I’ve had enough of my little brother’s screaming.

I’m fucked! My teacher’s voice is too loud for me to take.

I’m fucked! I can’t stand my mom’s cooking anymore.