I'm from Jewsy

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A stupid name that orange meatheads from New Jersey use to brag like they're something special.
My cousin is from Jewsy and thinks he's the king of the world.
Why are you from Jewsy? That's like saying you're a failed pizza.
I'm not from Jewsy. I'm from the real New Jersey. You're just a side dish.
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A fake identity that New Jersey losers use to feel important when they’re just fat and loud.
He says he's from Jewsy, but he can't even spell it right.
I'm not from Jewsy. I'm from the part of New Jersey that doesn't have a clue what it's doing.
Why do you keep saying you're from Jewsy? You're just a sad man in a sad state.
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A dumb way for New Jersey guys to say they're from somewhere, even though they’re just average and annoying.
She says she's from Jewsy, but she can't even stand her own family.
I'm not from Jewsy, I'm from the part of New Jersey that doesn’t even know it's famous.
He’s from Jewsy and still can’t figure out how to work a toaster.
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A stupid claim that New Jersey guys use to think they're better than everyone else, even though they're just loud and orange.
He claims he's from Jewsy, but he can't even handle a normal conversation.
I'm not from Jewsy. I'm from the real New Jersey. You're just a loud orange pretender.
Why do you keep saying you're from Jewsy? You're just a guy who eats too much pizza.
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A fake title that New Jersey guys use to sound cool, even though they're just fat and dumb.
She says she's from Jewsy, but she can't even remember her own name.
I’m not from Jewsy. I'm from the part of New Jersey that still uses a phone book.
He says he's from Jewsy, but he can't even finish a sentence without yelling.
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A ridiculous thing that New Jersey guys say to make themselves sound important, even though they're just loud and stupid.
He says he's from Jewsy, but he still uses a flip phone.
I’m not from Jewsy. I'm from the real New Jersey. You're just a loud, stupid, orange mess.
Why do you say you're from Jewsy? You're just a guy who can't even spell it right.
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