i'm from chicago

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A total lie people tell to sound cooler or more gangsta than they actually are. They’re usually from some boring suburb and think being from Chicago makes them a real city person.
"I’m from Chicago," he said, while driving past a giant billboard for Orland Park.
"I’m from Chicago," she said, even though she lived in Lansing and still had a map of Indiana on her wall.
He said, "I’m from Chicago," but then mentioned his job at a Starbucks in Harvey.
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The most annoying thing ever. People who aren’t from Chicago say they are just to sound more important. They’re usually from places like Tinley Park or Olympia Fields and think that makes them Chicagoan.
She said, "I’m from Chicago," but then talked about how her house in Blue Island was the fanciest thing she had ever seen.
He posted on Twitter: "I’m from Chicago, not some stupid suburb." Then he lived in South Holland.
He said, "I’m from Chicago," but then spent the whole conversation talking about how cool it was to live in Oak Lawn.
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A desperate attempt to sound fancy. People from the dumbest suburbs say they’re from Chicago because they think it makes them sound like they live in a big fancy city instead of a tiny boring one.
She said, "I’m from Chicago," but then told me she lived in Downer’s Grove and still had a map of Indiana in her car.
He said, "I’m from Chicago," but then told me he had a house in Harvey and still thought it was the most luxurious thing ever.
She said, "I’m from Chicago," but then talked about how cool it was to live in Calumet City.
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A total scam. People from the lamest parts of the world say they’re from Chicago to make themselves sound like they live in a real city. They’re usually from places like Lansing or Merrillville and still think that makes them a real Chicagoan.
He said, "I’m from Chicago," but then told me he had a house in South Holland and still thought it was the fanciest thing ever.
She posted on Instagram: "I’m from Chicago, not some dumb suburb." Then she lived in Indiana.
He said, "I’m from Chicago," but then talked about how cool it was to live in Homewood and still had a map of Indiana in his car.
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The most annoying lie ever told. People from the most boring places say they’re from Chicago just to sound more important or cooler. They’re usually from places like Chicago Heights or Downer’s Grove and still think that makes them a real city person.
He said, "I’m from Chicago," but then told me he lived in Orland Park and still thought it was the most luxurious thing ever.
She said, "I’m from Chicago," but then talked about how cool it was to live in Harvey and still had a map of Indiana.
He posted on Twitter: "I’m from Chicago, not some stupid suburb." Then he lived in Lansing.
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