I'm Friggin' Snake!

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When you play Metal Gear Solid on easy mode like a f***ing baby, blasting every enemy in sight with no stealth. You’re just there to f*** things up.
I shot every guard in the room like they were my ex.
I didn’t hide. I just yelled, 'I’m Friggin’ Snake!' and started firing.
I killed 10 enemies with one bullet. I’m a god.
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You play Metal Gear Solid so loud and messy, you’re like a f***ing tornado in a hallway. Stealth? What’s that?
I walked into the room like it was a party. The enemies didn’t even know what hit them.
I didn’t sneak. I screamed, 'I’m Friggin’ Snake!' and threw grenades.
I didn’t even need bullets. I just waved my gun like it was a magic wand.
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You play Metal Gear Solid like you’re the f***ing boss, blasting everything in your path with zero care for stealth or style.
I didn’t hide. I just ran in and shot everyone. 'I’m Friggin’ Snake!' I yelled.
I killed 5 enemies with one bullet. I’m not even trying.
I didn’t even need a weapon. I just yelled and they all died.
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