i'm free tomorrow

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

1
Your friends lie about being free so they can text you later and make you feel like a fool.
'I’m free tomorrow!' He said. Then he texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of his pizza.
'Free tomorrow?' She said. Then she posted a story of her crying at a movie.
'I’m free tomorrow!' He said. Then he showed up at my house with his ex.
2
They say they're free so they can bother you later and pretend they’re not guilty.
'I’m free tomorrow!' He said. Then he called me at 10 a. m. to ask for help.
'Free tomorrow?' She said. Then she asked me to do her homework.
'I’m free tomorrow!' He said. Then he showed up at my house with a broken leg.
3
They tell you they're free so they can make your life a mess and not feel bad about it.
'I’m free tomorrow!' He said. Then he sent me a video of his cat eating my sandwich.
'Free tomorrow?' She said. Then she sent me a message at 3 a. m. about her crush.
'I’m free tomorrow!' He said. Then he showed up at my house with a pizza and my mom.
xs