I'm following you

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You're telling someone you're now their friend on Twitter, but you're also saying you're going to bother them constantly.
I'm following you, so I can spam you every hour.
I'm following you, which means I'm your new best friend and your new worst enemy.
I'm following you, so now you're stuck with me for good.
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You're letting someone know you're now watching their every move on Twitter, and you're not afraid to say it.
I'm following you, so I can laugh at your bad tweets.
I'm following you, and I'm not going anywhere.
I'm following you, so you're going to be famous, and I'm going to be your annoying sidekick.
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You're saying you're now on the same social media as someone, and you're going to use it to bother them.
I'm following you, so I can bother you nonstop.
I'm following you, and I'm not going to stop until you follow back.
I'm following you, so now you're my Twitter slave.
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