I'm finding myself

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A lie told by girls who are too lazy to admit they're just hooking up with anyone who has a pulse.
I'm finding myself on a couch at 2 a. m. with a guy who smells like old pizza.
I'm finding myself in a car that's about to break down.
I'm finding myself in the hospital because I had one too many drinks.
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A fancy way of saying you're just screwing around with strangers and pretending it means something.
I'm finding myself in a guy's apartment after a bad date.
I'm finding myself in a group chat with three guys I don't even know.
I'm finding myself with a guy who thinks he's the next big thing.
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A sentence girls use to cover up the fact that they’re just getting wasted and trying not to look bad.
I'm finding myself at a party with a guy who thinks he's cool.
I'm finding myself wearing his shirt and not remembering how I got there.
I'm finding myself drunk and texting him at 3 a. m.
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A way to say you're just going with the flow and not thinking about consequences.
I'm finding myself in a relationship that's just a distraction.
I'm finding myself with a guy who's not even that hot.
I'm finding myself stuck in a situation I didn't sign up for.
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A phrase girls use when they're too embarrassed to say they're just using guys for their own benefit.
I'm finding myself with a guy who thinks he's my hero.
I'm finding myself in a situation I should have walked away from.
I'm finding myself in a text conversation that goes nowhere.
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A way to describe when girls are too dumb to realize they're just getting used by guys.
I'm finding myself in a relationship that's just a waste of time.
I'm finding myself with a guy who doesn't even know my name.
I'm finding myself in a situation I can't get out of.
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