I'm fighting for my fucking life

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This phrase is for when you laugh so hard you think you're gonna die, but also when you're scared out of your mind and can't catch your breath.
I was laughing so hard I thought my ribs were gonna split open.
My friend saw a cat in a tutu and lost it.
I just watched a guy eat a whole pizza in one bite and I couldn't breathe.
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It’s when you’re either laughing like a maniac or having a meltdown and your lungs are on strike.
I watched a dog do a backflip and I lost it.
My mom told a joke so bad it made me cough up my breakfast.
I saw a guy try to ride a goat and I couldn’t breathe.
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This is when you're either cackling like a mad person or having a full-blown freakout and your lungs are giving up.
I saw a chicken wearing sunglasses and I exploded into laughter.
My brother told a joke so terrible it made me vomit.
I watched a man try to dance with a cow and I couldn’t breathe.
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