I'm fat

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A fake excuse girls use to explain why they are being a total pain in the ass. It's also what they yell when they are bloated, sore, and feel like they're about to die.
Hey, I'm fat because my period is attacking me and I can't handle it anymore.
I'm fat because I ate three pancakes and a bag of chips for breakfast.
I'm fat because I'm too lazy to take my pants off and I just want to scream.
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What a girl says when she’s fat, but her boy thinks she’s a goddess and won’t shut up about it.
I'm fat, but my boyfriend still says I’m perfect.
I'm fat, but he still takes me out for ice cream every day.
I'm fat, but he still says I look like a goddess in that outfit.
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What a girl says when she’s not fat, but she thinks she is and she’s too dumb to see that she’s just a little round.
I'm fat, but I’m actually just a little round and I don’t know it.
I'm fat, but I can still fit into my favorite jeans.
I'm fat, but I look amazing in my swimsuit and I don’t care.
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The guy from the song who’s so pretty he makes everyone else look like they’re wearing a costume.
I'm fat, but I wish I looked like Brendon Urie.
I'm fat, but I still wish I was him.
I'm fat, but I can’t stop listening to that song.
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A short, lazy, and useless way of saying you’re fat and you’re not going to do anything about it.
I'm fat. Yep, that’s it.
I'm fat. Don’t even ask me about it.
I'm fat. I’m done.
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