I'm eighteen!

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A song by Alice Cooper. It's about being a grown-up. You're not a kid anymore. You can drink and smoke and curse like a sailor.

My dad played this song when I turned eighteen. I thought I was getting a car. I got a curse.

My sister screamed this song at me when I turned eighteen. I still have nightmares.

I played this song on loop for a week after I turned eighteen. My neighbors called the cops.

A song by Alice Cooper. It’s the best song ever. You should listen to it when you turn eighteen. It will change your life forever.

I listened to this song when I turned eighteen. I dropped out of school. My mom cried.

My friend played this song when he turned eighteen. He started a band. It was legendary.

I turned eighteen and listened to this song. I got a tattoo. It’s still there.

A song by Alice Cooper. It’s about being cool. You can say you’re eighteen and people will believe you. You can lie and no one will care.

I said I was eighteen and played this song. My teacher believed me. She let me leave early.

I lied about my age and played this song. I got a job. It was fake.

I told my friends I was eighteen and played this song. They believed me. I got a pizza.