Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to say you're laughing so hard you think you're gonna explode from the inside out

I'm dying, this guy just said he ate a whole pizza and it was a lie

My friend laughed so hard he fell off the couch, I'm dying

My dog saw a squirrel and started barking, I'm dying

2

A dumb way to say you're about to die, but it's not true and you're just being dramatic

I'm dying, I ate one too many donuts

My mom yelled at me, I'm dying

I got a B on my math test, I'm dying

3

A trashy phrase that dumbasses use to sound cool when something is just mildly funny

I'm dying, that joke was kind of funny

My cat walked into a wall, I'm dying

My neighbor's dog barked at a vacuum, I'm dying

4

A stupid phrase used by hillbillies to make everything sound like the end of the world

I'm dying, y’all, my dog ate my homework

My cat got out, y’all, I'm dying

The internet is down, y’all, I'm dying

5

A phrase that makes no sense because if you're dying, you shouldn't be typing right now

I'm dying, I just saw a pigeon fall out of a window

I'm dying, my cousin just cried at a movie

I'm dying, my dog just pooped on my shoes

6

A phrase that only makes sense if your name is Dallas and you're literally dead

I'm dying, Dallas

Dallas is dead, I'm dying

Dallas, you're not dead, I'm dying

7

A word that dumb kids use to say something is so funny it makes them feel like they're on fire

I'm dying, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen

My friend told a joke, I'm dying

My teacher said a joke, I'm dying