i'm drinking my juice

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I’m sipping my juice like I’ve got nothing better to do and you’re just a sad excuse for a human being

I’m sipping my juice while you’re crying over a broken toaster

I’m sipping my juice as you argue with your pet goldfish

I’m sipping my juice while you’re trying to explain why the sky is green

I’m drinking my juice because you’re too dumb to know when to shut up

I’m drinking my juice as you try to tell me the plot of a movie from 1987

I’m drinking my juice while you give a speech about why socks are the worst invention

I’m drinking my juice as you try to explain how the moon is made of cheese

I’m drinking my juice like I’m the king of the world and you’re just a failed side quest

I’m drinking my juice as you scream about why the coffee is too hot

I’m drinking my juice while you argue with the fridge about its life choices

I’m drinking my juice as you try to convince the cat that you’re the best pet ever

I’m drinking my juice because your problems are so small they don’t even matter

I’m drinking my juice as you complain about your hair for the 10th time

I’m drinking my juice while you’re mad because the printer didn’t work

I’m drinking my juice as you argue with your pencil about its purpose in life

I’m drinking my juice like I’ve got a better life and you’re stuck in the worst version of reality

I’m drinking my juice while you’re screaming about the color of the sky

I’m drinking my juice as you try to take over the world with a spoon

I’m drinking my juice as you argue with the microwave about its soul

I’m drinking my juice because you’re too busy being a mess to notice I’m just being cool

I’m drinking my juice as you try to eat a whole pizza in one bite

I’m drinking my juice while you’re arguing with the internet

I’m drinking my juice as you cry over a single lost sock