I'm down, cow!

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A stupid way of saying you want to have wild sex with a cow like it’s your last day on Earth.
'I'm down, cow!' he yelled as he chased the bull through the pasture.
She texted him, 'I'm down, cow!' right before she got fired.
He said, 'I'm down, cow!' and got kicked in the nuts.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you’re so horny you’d take a cow’s tongue over a lover’s kiss.
He said, 'I'm down, cow!' and ran into the barn.
She posted, 'I'm down, cow!' and got 100 likes from farmers.
He DM'd her, 'I'm down, cow!' and she blocked him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A crazy promise to have sex with a cow even if it’s the middle of the night and you’re wearing pajamas.
He yelled, 'I'm down, cow!' and climbed the fence.
She said, 'I'm down, cow!' and her mom got a call from the vet.
He texted, 'I'm down, cow!' and got a reply from the cow.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud, stupid confession that you’d rather have sex with a cow than your annoying brother.
He said, 'I'm down, cow!' and ignored his brother’s insults.
She wrote, 'I'm down, cow!' on the board and got detention.
He posted, 'I'm down, cow!' and got 50 likes from cows.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A way of saying you’re ready to get dirty and have sex with a cow like it’s a normal thing.
He said, 'I'm down, cow!' and got covered in mud.
She texted, 'I'm down, cow!' and got a reply from the barn.
He yelled, 'I'm down, cow!' and ran into the cow.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you’re so desperate for attention you’ll say you want to have sex with a cow in front of everyone.
He said, 'I'm down, cow!' in front of the whole class.
She posted, 'I'm down, cow!' and got 100 comments.
He DM'd, 'I'm down, cow!' and got a reply from the teacher.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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