I'm done tasting that

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You’re throwing out the relationship like it’s expired food.
I’m done tasting that gross breakfast cereal you eat for dinner.
You turned my favorite song into a karaoke night. I’m done tasting that.
After you called my mom a pizza and said it was a compliment, I’m done tasting that.
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You’re dumping someone like they’re a bad ice cream flavor.
I’m done tasting that. You said my hair looked like a raccoon and I believed you.
After you compared my laugh to a goat’s scream, I’m done tasting that.
You said my essay was worse than a nap. I’m done tasting that.
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You’re giving someone the boot because they’re a flavor you can’t stand.
I’m done tasting that. You said my voice was like a car alarm and I’m not arguing.
After you called my math test a disgrace, I’m done tasting that.
You said my dance moves were like a cat fight. I’m done tasting that.
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You’re ending a relationship because you’ve had enough of the taste.
I’m done tasting that. You said my joke was worse than a dog’s breath.
After you called my essay a disaster, I’m done tasting that.
You said my laugh was like a goat’s scream and I’m done tasting that.
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You’re ditching someone because you can’t stand how bad they taste.
I’m done tasting that. You said my voice was like a car alarm and I’m not listening.
After you called my math test a total failure, I’m done tasting that.
You said my dance moves were like a cat fight and I’m done tasting that.
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You’re giving someone the cold shoulder because their flavor is too bad to handle.
I’m done tasting that. You said my joke was like a dog’s breath and I’m not laughing.
After you called my essay a total mess, I’m done tasting that.
You said my laugh was like a goat’s scream and I’m done tasting that.
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