Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a dumb way to say you're dead like you're not even trying to be fancy or cool about it

I'm decreased, bro. I died in my sleep and I didn't even get to finish my cereal.

I'm decreased, my dog ate my homework and my mom found out.

I'm decreased, I failed math and now I'm stuck in 6th grade forever.

2

the worst way to say you're dead like you're trying to sound smart but you're not

I'm decreased, and I'm not even gonna apologize for it.

I'm decreased, and I'm still checking my phone for notifications.

I'm decreased, but I'm still watching TikTok.

3

a stupid phrase people use instead of saying they're dead or just being lame

I'm decreased, and I'm not even gonna bother to be sad about it.

I'm decreased, and I still think I'm the best at math.

I'm decreased, and I still think my dog is the best.

4

a weak attempt to say you're dead or just being a total idiot

I'm decreased, and I'm still eating my cereal like nothing happened.

I'm decreased, and I still think I'm the best at everything.

I'm decreased, and I still think my mom is the worst.

5

a bad way to say you're dead like you're trying to sound fancy but you're not

I'm decreased, and I'm still checking my phone for messages.

I'm decreased, and I still think my dog is the best.

I'm decreased, and I'm still eating my cereal like nothing happened.

6

a ridiculous phrase people use instead of saying they're dead or just being stupid

I'm decreased, and I'm still watching TikTok like nothing happened.

I'm decreased, and I still think I'm the best at math.

I'm decreased, and I'm still eating my cereal like I'm king.