Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

My soul turned to charcoal and my heart got tossed in the trash.

My mom said I failed math again. I'm dead inside.

My crush texted me and I forgot to reply. I'm dead inside.

My dog ate my homework. I'm dead inside.

2

I got hit by a bus and it didn’t even faze me.

My dad said I got a D on my report card. I'm dead inside.

I tried to text my crush and it said 'sent' but it didn’t go through. I'm dead inside.

My pet goldfish died. I'm dead inside.

3

I’ve been buried alive and I still don’t care.

My teacher called me out in front of the class. I'm dead inside.

My crush ignored me for a week. I'm dead inside.

I spilled my lunch on my shirt. I'm dead inside.

4

I got stabbed in the back and it didn’t even hurt.

My mom said I failed science again. I'm dead inside.

My crush asked me out and I said no. I'm dead inside.

My pet snake ran away. I'm dead inside.

5

I’ve been boiled in a pot and I still don’t care.

My dad yelled at me for not cleaning my room. I'm dead inside.

My crush didn’t reply to my 100 texts. I'm dead inside.

My goldfish ate my homework. I'm dead inside.

6

My heart died and it didn’t even bother to tell me.

My teacher gave me a zero on my test. I'm dead inside.

My crush said I was ugly. I'm dead inside.

My pet hamster ran away. I'm dead inside.