Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You laughed so hard you peed your pants and your mom walked in.

My cousin told the joke about the cow and the chicken. I died laughing and my pants were soaked.

My friend’s TikTok made me laugh so hard I threw up on my brother.

I saw my crush fall into a lake and I died laughing, my shirt was soaked.

2

You’re so scared you think you’re gonna puke and your brain is about to explode.

When I saw the principal coming toward me with a ruler, I said, 'I'm dead!'

I failed my math test and I was like, 'I'm dead! I’m gonna die!'

I saw a spider on my face and screamed, 'I'm dead!'

3

Something is so funny it made your brain shut off and your heart stopped.

The meme was so funny I died. My brain went to sleep.

My friend told a joke and I died laughing, my phone fell on the floor.

The video of my dog eating my homework was so funny I died.

4

A fangirl cries so hard from happiness they pass out and maybe wet the bed.

I saw my crush and I cried so hard I passed out on the floor.

My favorite band came to town and I cried so much I wet my pants.

My friend got a scholarship and cried so hard she fainted.

5

You’re so funny you made the whole school laugh so hard they all died.

My friend told a joke so funny the whole class died laughing.

I did a TikTok and my teacher said, 'I’m dead!'

My dog did a trick so funny the mailman died laughing.

6

You don’t wanna do something so bad you say you’re dead and you’re probably lying.

My mom told me to clean my room and I said, 'I’m dead!'

My dad said I had to do my homework and I screamed, 'I’m dead!'

My brother asked me to mow the lawn and I said, 'I’m dead!'

7

You’re so dramatic you think dying is the only option when someone asks you to do something.

My friend said, 'I’m dead!' when I asked her to pass the chips.

I was asked to do the dishes and I said, 'I’m dead!'

I got a detention and I yelled, 'I’m dead!'